OMG SNL TONIGHT!!
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Heavy Duty Alarm Clock of the Day: With the 2000w alarm clock not only will you wake up, but you may never sleep again.
[b3ta.]
I think I need this…
Hahahahaha YEY!!
![A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she’s “this” crazy, she has to be “this” hot. You want the girl to be above this line. Also known as the ‘Vickie Mendoza Diagonal’. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She’d shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She’d stab me with a fork, then get a boob job. [pauses]I should give her a call.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lez4sgxL6V1qc382yo1_500.gif)
A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she’s “this” crazy, she has to be “this” hot. You want the girl to be above this line. Also known as the ‘Vickie Mendoza Diagonal’. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She’d shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She’d stab me with a fork, then get a boob job. [pauses]I should give her a call.
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So since I have pretty much sucked at updating, I thought I would redeem myself with a little GPOY. Yea that’s a 2 way mirror that I stare at all day, and that’s me at my desk in the reflection. Enjoyyyyyyyy.
Joey: Isn’t it going to bother you that people still think you’re a pornstar?
Phoebe: Oh no, no. I know how to handle it.
*random guy with girlfriend stares at Phoebe*
Phoebe: You trying to figure out where you know me from? I’ll give you a hint - FROM PORN! Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie!
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Had my tonsils and adenoids out today and my sinuses fixed so it’ll probably be a while before anyone hears from me. Hopefully I’ll be back soon and thanks to everyone for sticking with me
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint hugging on their last day on the Potter Set
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